Morpheus is Four

Morpheus turned four on March 13 and I FORGOT ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY. Don’t let your stupid job get in the way of remembering real things that matter like your dog’s birthday. Don’t be like me. I’m going to go get him a puppacino or something. Actually I might not because I kinda think puppacinos are stupid. This is stressful. Do you think he knows I forgot? Don’t be like me.

Actually wait the shelter I got him from didn’t even really know his real birthday anyway. For all I know his birthday could be tomorrow. Also he’s a dog and he can’t talk and I don’t think he thinks about birthdays the same way people do. People are so dumb. Ugh, Don’t be like me.

-J.P.