Touchin’ Butts

Is there anything better than touchin’ a butt? You get a good handful of tush and all the stresses of the world melt away. Sometimes you might even wanna rest your head on a butt; take refuge on a rear, if you will. Only ever do this with permission, of course.

That’s just what I’m thinkin’ about today. Touchin butts. It makes life better. I hope you get to touch a butt soon. With permission, of course.

-J.P.